One of my favorite writers, a favorite writer of many, Flannery O'Conner has been exempted from these rules by Vonnegut except for rule number one. This is a trait that he suggests is shared by many writers. But here they are anyway.
1. Use the time of a total stranger in such a way that he or she will not feel the time was wasted.
2. Give the reader at least one character he or she can root for.
3. Every character should want something, even if it is only a glass of water.
4. Every sentence must do one of two things—reveal character or advance the action.
5. Start as close to the end as possible.
6. Be a Sadist. No matter how sweet and innocent your leading characters, make awful things happen to them—in order that the reader may see what they are made of.
7. Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia.
8. Give your readers as much information as possible as soon as possible. To hell with suspense. Readers should have such complete understanding of what is going on, where and why, that they could finish the story themselves, should cockroaches eat the last few pages.
not totally sure i agree with number 8. and maybe one other number that i shall remain nameless.
ReplyDeleteyeah, i think number 8 applies mostly if you want to write short stories that just basically rip off vonnegut, because that was sort of a trademark of his, i feel. the rest are pretty universal, though.
ReplyDeletein fact i think number 1 especially applies to a lot more than just short stories